"Yes! I am a respiratory therapist. NO, I don't want to look at it"

Yes, assessing sputum is part of our job, but that does not mean we are accepting surprise submissions around the clock. Patients, friends, and family will cough up a mystery glob, wrap it in a napkin, and hold it two inches from our face like they are presenting evidence in court. No warning, no explanation, just Look at this. Sometimes we need to see it, but could we at least get a heads-up before the napkin enters our personal space? Made by an RT for RTs who understand that even sputum should arrive with a courtesy warning, this tear-away notepad and memo pad set is perfect for quick notes, reminders, and documenting anything except your cousin’s unsolicited sample.